Thanks dry shampoo for doing THE EXACT OPPOSITE of your job!!!!

My voice sounds FUCKED up from my sore throat

And you know that’s gonna get worse as I talk

Heh heh maybe they will send me home early who would want to go get a relaxing massage and get the principal from recess?

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

I do.

(via wazzzupmiley)

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preciousegg:

dang the graphics for this new super smash brothers game look really good

preciousegg:

dang the graphics for this new super smash brothers game look really good

(via carmenfreakinsandiego)

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"You can’t spend the rest of your life being afraid of people rejecting you, and you have to start by not rejecting yourself, you don’t deserve it. From now on, people can either accept you for who you are or they can fuck off."

Kester, My Mad Fat Diary. (via inpubes)

Good Vibes HERE

(via kushandwizdom)

Like they wrote this just for me

(via princerandall)

(Source: donughs, via gamegeek2589)

Anonymous:
I read your story from Dear Coquette and I think you're incredibly brave and strong. You inspire me

Aw thank you so, so, much. I don’t feel strong most of the time but I am getting stronger every single day. It’s extremely hard but I am trying. Thank you.

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inetgate:

水槽な犬小屋
Went to my local vet clinic to drop off my dog for surgery and was surprised to see this awesome fish tank/dog house! - Imgur

inetgate:

水槽な犬小屋

Went to my local vet clinic to drop off my dog for surgery and was surprised to see this awesome fish tank/dog house! - Imgur

(via condom)

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tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via hi)

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burymeinchanel:

Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber

burymeinchanel:

Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber

(via condom)

THOSE TIMES WHEN YOU ARENT SURE YOU HIT ANON

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the news story was about this dude soliciting a 14 year old girl  but it was a sting op
ANYWAY I WAS THE FIRST FUCKING PERSON TO POST THIS JOKE AND GODDAMMIT I AM SO ANGRY WHAT THE HELL

the news story was about this dude soliciting a 14 year old girl  but it was a sting op

ANYWAY I WAS THE FIRST FUCKING PERSON TO POST THIS JOKE AND GODDAMMIT I AM SO ANGRY WHAT THE HELL

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howthehoolychillz:

buttholevegan:

vegan-yums:

Vegan Sushi Without a Mat

Ooooo

I want that.